2018 – Lock and Load
Welcome to 2018. So far, looks comfortable enough. Bit of padding around the waist, but nothing that a little diet (and a lot less C2H5OH) won’t solve. Would’ve written this yesterday but was suffering from a little post-New Year pneumonia (as defined by Grand Tour, Season 2, Episode 1). Christmas 2017 brought us some fantastic…
How Quickly You Forget
You! Yes, you. The one leaning on their horn as Thing1 stalls at the traffic lights. The clue is right there in front of you, the big, red, “L” on a white square. This is a learner driver! You don’t know whether they’ve been driving a car for 5 minutes, 5 days, 5 weeks… And…
Time flies like an arrow…
Fruit flies like a banana. Somehow, I’ve blinked and missed 17 years. My eldest is now learning to drive. It really doesn’t seem very long since she was learning to walk, learning to talk (although, to be honest, much of the talking-and-using-words stuff has kinda gone out of the window these last few teenage years).…